1. Babies poo anytime, anywhere...including the nice restaurant you're at, right before dinner arrives.
2. Even though you win paper-rock-scissors to decide who gets to clean the dude, and despite the fact that there aren't any change tables in EITHER bathroom, you will likely be the one cleaning the babe, since you're the mommy.
3. Changing a baby with no changetable sucks.
4. Make no mistake - the one time you don't bring your big-ass diaper bag with you (the one with the wipes and the change of clothes) will surely be the time the baby has a serious assplosion and needs both the wipes and the change of clothes.
5. Wet paper towels do not clean poo. They merely smear the poo around.
Oh, and after all that, I managed to get puked on while holding the baby for two seconds, while Matiss paid the bill. Yup.
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Ohhh gosh!! Not good! I'm too afraid of that 'one time' you leave without the massive diaper bag that I bring it everywhere. Well at least you hopefully had a good dinner out of it ;)
trisha and luke :)
hahaha...i can picture the whole situation perfectly! made my whole day stacey, thanks!haha
tums
p.s cant wait to see you guys by the way
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